WELCOME TO MY ISLAND OF BEAUTY!

Have you ever wished to be under a spell? A spell where beautiful women fulfill your every whim and desire every hour of the day and night? The price? You won’t be able to leave…you’ll be my prisoner for life…my harem’s plaything…are you willing to live in pleasure the rest of your life?

Tuesday, March 28, 2023

Sure, I'll Play Some Volleyball


“If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!” ― Craig Ferguson

Tuesday, March 21, 2023

That Guy Just Fell Off His Three-Wheeler


“That mouth. Smoking was a bad habit, yes. But she looked so good doing it.” ― Michelle Hodkin

Tuesday, March 14, 2023

No Snakes Were Hurt During The Production Of This Bikini


“Sex had been amazing, but it wasn't a magical cure for everything. Damn. Somewhere along the way, I'd picked up common sense.” ― Richelle Mead

Tuesday, March 7, 2023